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Ant: When you can vote of the people you don't like.
Dec: Unfountly U can't vote for Simon Cowell |
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Ant: I thought I heard you say earlier that you were tightening your G string.
Dec: Not that sort...oh yes, of course... |
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Ant: Dec did you know that there are 10 different types of sax?
Dec: I did I am a man of the world you know.
Ant: Saxaphone
Dec: Oh............... |
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Dec: Its ok Ant gets like that sometimes
Ant: yeah its good to have a good cry get it out of your syestem.
[comfronting Sandi when she got a little embrassed over crying]awwwwwww |
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Ant: This is one of my all time fave songs
Will: Really
Ant: So ..don't mess it up son |
Ant:Do you do any voical warm ups Dec
Dec: me me me me me me me
Ant: Yes you you you you you you you
Dec:No I don't no
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Voice over: Will Cat get her man? Will ANT?
Ant: Hey, hey! I like girls, alright? Enough of that!
Voice over: Yeah, right. |
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Dec: My mother is getting very afended
Cat: why is she a vicar
Dec: no she's a striper |
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Ant: why don't I read it
Dec: cos U haven't leant to read yet
Ant: Oh yes .....well it is next on the list
Ant: at least I think it is ..
Can't read the list |
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Ant: who are they?
Dec: they specialise in the worst wedding songs ever. I meet them at my pharap group.
Ant: why's that then
Dec: well....[as if to say look around you]
Ant: oh right........ Why's that then |
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Dec: I think I need to be alone.just alone with me and my thoughts.
[SCLIENCE]
Dec: Well come on Ant?
Ant: You said you wanted to be alone
Dec: What if I get lonely........ huh
Ant: But
Dec: and who am I going to talk to
Ant: ok Cat guess I am going to BYE |
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Dec: Well thats it me and Cat are a joke I don't know why I didn't see it earler.
Denise van outen: You should of watched SMTV LIVE like the rest of us. |
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Crew: Slap him slap him slap him
Dec: You don't have 2 tell me twice
[after they got a letter from a lady who's son calls Dec Monkey everytime he comes on] |
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Likely lads |
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Ant:alright my lads ...alright my lads zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dec:WHAT?
Ant: fancy a game |
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Dec: Its called freedom of choice Terry
Ant Well I chose a cup of tea but I didn't get it |
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Dec: ocording to you we don't get any crises
Ant: we don't but if we did we'd be calm under em |
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Ant: at least you knew where you were with Tommy
Dec: Pardon
Ant: Well I wouldn't let anyone with blond hair and highlights forfe my milk. |
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Man: hello lads heard bout the footy
Ant & Dec: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Dec: What do the neighbours say when they see him coming through the gates
........Or under it |
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Ant: the crowd
Dec: THE CROWD........... both of them |
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Dec: yeah in the church
Ant: no in hospital caught a glisp of the headlines when I came around
Dec: Well why didn't U tell me
Ant: cos I didn't want to upset U
Dec: well why upset me now
Ant: cos I been upset on my own 4 the last 4 hours
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